Celestial Storytellers Prints

Gods has caged angel as pet.

'I think I've found Daisy...Orbiting the star Beta Pictoris.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Local News in Heaven

How Glaciations Begin

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

Oops! Maybe we better make the chicken first.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"That's what we look like naked??"

"So much for eternal rest."

The Raven - The Study at Night

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

Map of Solar System from Memory.

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."