Celestial Storytellers Prints

Gods has caged angel as pet.

'I think I've found Daisy...Orbiting the star Beta Pictoris.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Local News in Heaven

How Glaciations Begin

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

The Raven - The Study at Night

"So much for eternal rest."

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

Map of Solar System from Memory.

"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

'She loved me...'

The dark side of the moon