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"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Pi Ala Mode.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"The bagels are better in New York."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

A Stampedalo.

Eating ice cream.

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

Dessert

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Arctic 2050.

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

A creamery, beanery and owlery.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'