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'Isn't it heaven to always be right...'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Cosmology marches on. . .

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

Cherub on a cloud

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'That's one hell of a lawyer.'

"Did you do all of this for me?"

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"User name and password?"

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

"I started out as an astronomer, but the stars made me feel insignificant."

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

'Hey, it's Heaven, why wouldn't we cash in on that?'

Inventive Uses of Halo

"Do you have anything with a view of God?"

"Athletic scholarship."

Sign on the Pearly Gates reads: 'Now hiring.' Man says, 'We're in luck!'

One Way Arrow.

Give them another eclipse. The last one actually made them quite for a few minutes!

10 Commandments Bar.

"Do you ever wish you'd been a sinner?"

Spying on Heaven

"This is a presidential pardon. These are no good here."