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'Isn't it heaven to always be right...'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Cosmology marches on. . .

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Cherub on a cloud

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"Did you do all of this for me?"

"User name and password?"

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

'Hey, it's Heaven, why wouldn't we cash in on that?'

"I started out as an astronomer, but the stars made me feel insignificant."

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

Inventive Uses of Halo

"Do you have anything with a view of God?"

10 Commandments Bar.

Sign on the Pearly Gates reads: 'Now hiring.' Man says, 'We're in luck!'

"Athletic scholarship."

One Way Arrow.

"Do you ever wish you'd been a sinner?"

"This is a presidential pardon. These are no good here."

Spying on Heaven