Celestial Comics Pillows

Heaven - Hard Hat Area

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Halo Frisbee.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Shoe repair

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

God creating the galaxy.

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"I still maintain an online presence."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'Anything good on tonight?'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'