Celestial Comics Mugs

Heaven - Hard Hat Area

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Halo Frisbee.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Shoe repair

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

God creating the galaxy.

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"I still maintain an online presence."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'Anything good on tonight?'

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'