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Planeterrium.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Leak in the fish tank.

Civilized Salmon

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

God creating the galaxy.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

You are everywhere.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Tropical Cow Tank

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

'Whoops!'

"Another goldfish...?"

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Seaside Aquarium

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

My dinner with Andromeda

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'He seems nice.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'