Celestial Aquarist Prints

Planeterrium.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Leak in the fish tank.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Civilized Salmon

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Sir Patrick Moore.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

God creating the galaxy.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

You are everywhere.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

My dinner with Andromeda

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Tropical Cow Tank

'Whoops!'

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

"Another goldfish...?"

Seaside Aquarium

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'He seems nice.'