Celebrity Skeptic Pillows

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"I used to be pro Bono. . . but since he became a tax exile he lost a fan."

Warning! The next programme contains no celebrities.

"Oh no, not another comedy clips with celebs pretending it's funny!"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'And in conclusion...'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'That was the worst performance I've ever seen.'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

"This isn't a reality show. . . it's the news."

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

Celebrity Autobiography...

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

'I blame the internet.'

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

'It just doesn't seem right -- a computer-generated reality show.'

'The 12 Habits of People Just Barely Holding Their Own.'

Ahmadinejad in New York.

"I never saved for a rainy day...I grew up shopping in an enclosed mall!"

"Grown men! There's no such thing, Molly."

He's got a lousy voice!

"I don't think you're being realistic."

"That time facebook went down for a few hours isn't that big a deal. Little buddy!"

Fear of giving presentations can grow out of all proportion.

'You'll have to hang on a second, dear - I need to re-boot.'

Liz Hurley and Shane Warne engagement.

The Following Program Contains Scenes Which Could Give Rise To Feelings Of Inadequacy. Viewer Discretion Is Advised.

'...just a reminder, this really is the news. It's not a movie or one of those reality shows.'

"I've been watching British shows on hulu. They're strange."

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

'Neither snow, nor rain, nor gloom of night, will ever stop the US Postal Service...from raising rates.'