Celebrity News T-Shirts

'Here is Brad Pitt's e-mail address but you did not get it from me.'

Invasion of Privacy

The Polite Inquirer

The Yearly News

'From now on, I'll clean up my room every day... Mom said if I won't, she'd call Britney Spears to adopt me!'

"It's the obituaries edition."

'Has this kid's book been Oprah-approved?'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'My publicist thinks I'm seeing someone else.'

Important news...Britney is having twins.

In reality ..T.V. Show.

'To improve my online presence, I put a picture of Brad Pitt on my site instead of myself.'

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

'We interrupt this program for new pictures of Brad and Angelina's baby.'

'You build a celebrity, then knock it down again.' 'Tabloid journalist lego.'

"Accepting for..."

"I saw the most fascinating picture of a celebrity getting a cup of coffee today."

"Demi Moore had a really sad tweet."

"Whoa, check it out - Bill Murray just crashed our cartoon!"

Gossip Of The Stars.

"Read all about it! O.J. still not guilty!"

"Ticks get all the publicity these days."

Schadenfreude Monthly

Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant & Kaley Cuoco

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

Snooki is wrongfully accused of setting a cop car on fire at a march against white supremacy

Who the Hell Are All These People? Magazine

"‘Nicole Richie arrested for DUI’ ... Bless that girl, she never lets me down."

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"David Bowie, dead. Keith Richards, alive. Makes no sense."

"That was probably not Sylvester Stallone, and I do not know nor do I care to know, whether or not he's really Jewish!"

"He's like Tiger Woods before his comeback."

Bill Gates ambushed by divorce lawyers.

The Fresh Prints

Zeitgeist Final Four