Celebrity News Prints

'Here is Brad Pitt's e-mail address but you did not get it from me.'

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video...and at a recent court appearance.

'From now on, I'll clean up my room every day... Mom said if I won't, she'd call Britney Spears to adopt me!'

'We interrupt this program for new pictures of Brad and Angelina's baby.'

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

'To improve my online presence, I put a picture of Brad Pitt on my site instead of myself.'

'You build a celebrity, then knock it down again.' 'Tabloid journalist lego.'

'Has this kid's book been Oprah-approved?'

In reality ..T.V. Show.

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

Paparazzi.

Important news...Britney is having twins.

"It's the obituaries edition."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'I'm well prepared for a relationship with Tiger Woods. I'm used to things going downhill quickly.'

The Polite Inquirer

Invasion of Privacy

"Accepting for..."

The Yearly News

'My publicist thinks I'm seeing someone else.'

'I've been having an affair with Tiger Woods.'

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

JET (Part I)

"Ack! You can't just blurt out that one of the icons of my youth is dead, you hafta prepare me!"

Zeitgeist Final Four

The Fresh Prints

Bill Gates ambushed by divorce lawyers.

"He's like Tiger Woods before his comeback."

The Rip-roaring World of Self-Denial Journalism

Sick, Disgusting, Here It Is

Who the Hell Are All These People? Magazine

Snooki is wrongfully accused of setting a cop car on fire at a march against white supremacy

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Read all about it! O.J. still not guilty!"