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Anything she wants, just do it! She's got a channel with 24,000 followers."

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The americanisation of vulture.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Tom Hanks

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Joe Henry

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."