Celebrity Hospitality Fanatic Pillows

'Quick, roll up the red carpet!'

'I sent out for everything.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Leo McKern

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

As Seen On TV

'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'She'll be back!!!'

'New money or old money?'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'