Celebrity Hospitality Fanatic Gifts

'Quick, roll up the red carpet!'

'I sent out for everything.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Leo McKern

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

Viggo Mortensen

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Meryl Streep

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Dr. Kapuchnik, I notice that you've been quoting Dr. Phil a lot lately. That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprises.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Emma Watson

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

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"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

Daniel Day Lewis

'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Oliver Reed

'New money or old money?'

'She'll be back!!!'