Celebrity Fantasizers Gifts

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

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'I'm a star!'

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

'Is that you, Take That?'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

Dreaming pets.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

"As a foolproof retirement plan hoping that one of the Kardashians falls for you might be a little optimistic."

"Although a face transplant is theoretically possible you still can't have Brad Pitt's."

Next: I'm STILL a 'D' list celebrity - sack my agent!

Ron Perlman

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

"Oh, I'm happy enough - I just wish my life were more like Sting's."

Celebrity Accountant

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

BEZ.

'I'm sorry. The possibility that you may have won $10 million in the sweepstakes won't do as collateral.'

'Tweeting inappropriate pictures of yourself could ruin your financial future.'

£150,000 Per Annum - Daydreaming again, Foster?

"That's like so unfair, Mum, why do I have to do something to be famous? Why can't I just be famous?!"

Then vs. now