Celebrity Case Enthusiast T-Shirts

Lawyer to client: 'My last celebrity case involved Sonny and Cher. I did the work pro Bono.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Leo McKern

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Sue The Bastards

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

As Seen On TV

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

I love tennis

'She'll be back!!!'

Where Are They Now?

Fan club

Los Angeles 250 Miles

"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."