Celebrity Case Enthusiast Gifts

Lawyer to client: 'My last celebrity case involved Sonny and Cher. I did the work pro Bono.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Leo McKern

Sue The Bastards

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Meryl Streep

Viggo Mortensen

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

As Seen On TV

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Emma Watson

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

Daniel Day Lewis

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

I love tennis

Oliver Reed

'She'll be back!!!'

"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"

Morena Baccarin

Elle Fanning

Alan Carr

Fan club

Los Angeles 250 Miles

Johnny Depp

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."