Celebrator Of Taste T-Shirts

You are simply the Greatest

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Honest Vending

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

Prosecco

Prosecco Peacock

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Un ballo in maschera

Thermidor Dali

Cheese Pile

Fabulous civil union cake.

'Therapy?'

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

"Yipeee!"

Executive Tacos

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

"I may not know art, but I know what I like."

Robert Morley

The Butcher of 35th street.

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

"You've been out partying all night, again, haven't you?"

Happy New Year

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

Party!

'Great party, Jack!'

Everybody is having a great time! I'm more than just the party host --- I'm the master of my fete!

"Let's see . . . I detect beef . . . peas . . . and a subtle hint of sweet potato!"

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'