Celebration Stylist Pillows

Croquembouche.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

At the suit makers

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Men can show their emotions!

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'Here comes our order.'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

Choosing What To Wear.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

Monica Bellucci

Liu Wen

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? If refs acted like players.

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

'The spots are much clearer.'

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

On the red carpet

Checking new spectacles.

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."