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Croquembouche.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

At the suit makers

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

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Men can show their emotions!

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'Here comes our order.'

Choosing What To Wear.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

"I opted for the upgrades."

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'The spots are much clearer.'

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

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"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Checking new spectacles.

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

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