Celebration Style Gurus Pillows

'A table near the window where passers-by can see our Easter outfits, please.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Champagne

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Cardiac Recovery.

A women in a shoeshop.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

celebrating a birth.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Mr Metrosexual.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Let's Celebrate

GCSEs

At the suit makers

'Do you like my little black number?'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

His and Her wardrobe's