Celebration Style Gurus Prints

'A table near the window where passers-by can see our Easter outfits, please.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Cardiac Recovery.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

celebrating a birth.

'Do you like my little black number?'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

At the suit makers

GCSEs

Mr Metrosexual.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Let's Celebrate

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."