Celebration Strategist Gifts

"It worked."

Legalizing Big Fireworks.

The thinker Easter egg

Lesbian civil partnership.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Cardiac Recovery.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

Let's Celebrate

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Jumping Man

"Not guilty?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Westminster: The after-party

Mime Baby

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

With Compliments

Men can show their emotions!

New Year's Eve party for dogs

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Party Time!