Celebration Strategist Gifts

"It worked."

Legalizing Big Fireworks.

The thinker Easter egg

Lesbian civil partnership.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Cardiac Recovery.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Let's Celebrate

Jumping Man

"Not guilty?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Mime Baby

Men can show their emotions!

With Compliments

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Westminster: The after-party

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'