Celebrating Motherhood Pillows

Single parents.

"At least when it comes to Mother of the Year - you're a shoe-in."

Mother Love

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Proud mother and new maid

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

She's good, but Mom's better.

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

Add your kids' ages together...

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

"It's a special place where they check the eyes in the back of their heads."

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

'I was well-informed, well-adjusted, a useful member of society - then I married.'

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

Two breasts: No waiting

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'

Surrogate patchwork mom

'Just say it's stick-to-your-ribs food. Don't mention what else it's stuck to.'

Good mom/ Good mom

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

Momco

'I don't know how a mum of four could ever be referred to as 'jobless'.'

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

'The good news is - there hasn't been a mouse in the house since he started taking lessons.'

'Sorry about the delay with your breakfast mam...but when the Firefighters leave I will be back on track.'

'Four months I've been in here and I'm yet to see a tenancy agreement.'

World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.

I Love My Mum

His First Ache.

Mom, the original life coach.