Celebrating Motherhood Mugs

National Mom Monument.

Single parents.

"At least when it comes to Mother of the Year - you're a shoe-in."

Mother Love

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

Proud mother and new maid

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

She's good, but Mom's better.

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

Add your kids' ages together...

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"It's a special place where they check the eyes in the back of their heads."

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

'I was well-informed, well-adjusted, a useful member of society - then I married.'

Two breasts: No waiting

"I want to buy you a card that reflects the sacrifices you've made on my behalf, Mom. Where's your purse?"

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

Surrogate patchwork mom

'Just say it's stick-to-your-ribs food. Don't mention what else it's stuck to.'

Good mom/ Good mom

'The old lady who lived in a shoe had so many Mother's Day cards she didn't know what to do.'

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"Pick out any card you like, Mom. This one's on me."

'I don't know how a mum of four could ever be referred to as 'jobless'.'

Momco

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

'The good news is - there hasn't been a mouse in the house since he started taking lessons.'

'Sorry about the delay with your breakfast mam...but when the Firefighters leave I will be back on track.'

'Four months I've been in here and I'm yet to see a tenancy agreement.'

Santa as a baby...