Celebrating Independence Day Gifts

"Either you mow the lawn now, or I start the Independence Day celebrations early."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

Christmas Tree

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Pilot with champagne.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Green Balloon

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Beers

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Champagne

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Let's Celebrate

Happy Days Are Here Again

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Pesky students.

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

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