Independence Day Celebrant Gifts

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

US National holiday

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

UNFADED GLORY

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

The Idea of America.

Scars and Bars

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

Signing the declaration of independence.

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Footing The Bill

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Bring flag factories back to America.

'Look...a fresh one!'