Independence Celebrator Gifts

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'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Footing The Bill

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Proud mums.

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

The Happy Couple

Chile Victory

"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win."

Go Britain!

Large, hairy gay man is caught in a 'bear' trap.

Tim's gay bar - Eat, drink and be Mary

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.

50th Birthday Balloons

'I'll never understand parents. First they tell you to be independent, then they run right down to the IRS and declare you a dependent.'

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

'Any hot prospects on the horizon, Cathy?. . . Anyone new within a three-foot radius who's vaguely tolerable?'

Independence Day

"You're about to enter a semi-autonomous region of this house."

"God bless whatever that is!"

'Graduation - Now you can do your own laundry.'

'Just because you've got a cat-flap doesn't mean you can come and go as you please.'

New nation - who dis?

He wanted to live free. The aliens did not agree.

"No man is an island, that's true, but I come pretty close."

Fireworks...bigger and more exciting.

"Scruffy? I'm not scruffy! I'm natural!"

"Can a ten year old really declare his room a self-proclaimed state?"

Legalizing Big Fireworks.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. II - The Dining-room.

Chose to go it alone...please help.

'This is the kinda day I'm glad I'm not in business for myself.'

"But you can't miss her second-grade first-semester graduation!"