Celebrating Independence Day Mugs

"Either you mow the lawn now, or I start the Independence Day celebrations early."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Christmas Tree

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Pilot with champagne.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Green Balloon

Beers

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Champagne

Happy Days Are Here Again

Let's Celebrate

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Prosecco

Pesky students.

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