Independence Milestone Gifts

Congratulations.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Woman crying with happiness.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Pearly King and Queen

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

UNFADED GLORY

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

The Idea of America.

Scars and Bars

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"