Man in Gents toilet being watched by CCTV
Cctv Commentator Mugs
Start their day with a chuckle—our CCTV commentator-themed mugs are perfect for adding humor to their morning routine and appreciating their unique commentary skills.
'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'
"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"
'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
Boris in Lockdown
'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'
How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.
Pundits
"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.
Obama II
'OK, now you've seen it...'
The Climate Change Debate Explained
'We can monitor e-mails and phone calls of everyone in this world but we can't touch Obamacare.'
"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."
Covid-19 Leadership
Pandemic Jeopardy
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
Burning
'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'
One Thing is Free
Good Things About the Iraq War
Precisely Inprecise
It's Like the US Isn't Even Trying to Lie Convincingly About War Anymore
Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal
"It's too academic."
Shop signs: then vs. now
Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.
Hook them with a crisis.
'That's the end of the news - (B****RD MEN!!)'
"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."
'Not that one - he's had his head blown off, so that's alright.'
The Great Hunter
Cctv Commentator Mugs Collection
Cctv Commentator Pillows
Browse our cushions with humorous CCTV themes—ideal for adding personality and comfort to any commentator's space.
Cctv Commentator Prints
Discover our prints celebrating surveillance commentary—unique decor for fans who love quirky, creative art.
Cctv Commentator T-Shirts
Check out our collection of witty t-shirts designed for CCTV enthusiasts—perfect for making a statement while they comment on their favorite shows.