Television Commentator Mugs

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"I'm not sure if this is a pantomime or one of those political debates. . ."

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

Big Sister

'There's too much sex and violence on T.V. - go play a video game!'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Laughingstock

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Trump Poutine

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"AI chat bot"