Cb Radio Enthusiast Gifts

"I completed the medical for your trucker's licence, and all your tests came back negatory, good buddy."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Pre-Television Man Caves

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Boombox

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Ian Hislop

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

Spike Milligan

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Decline And Fall Of Wolfman Quack

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Randi Rhodes

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Cleveland. What's YOUR problem?! My deadbeat brother-in-law won't leave. What do I do? For six months, he's been sleeping on my couch, watching my tv, and drinking my Dr. Pepper. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Stalin liberated Eastern Europe and then didn't leave for 44 years. You're going to need a massive arms race, a containment strategy, and Sylvester Stallone. Now he's using my toothbrush.

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

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