Cave Keeper Gifts

'You'll have to put away your man cave, dear, the Fenwicks are coming over for dinner!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Pointing.

The discovery of electricity...

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'It's an antique!'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

Mammoth Posing

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Crap. I overslept."

Moon Cave

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Vodka

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."