Caucus Watcher Gifts

"Well, who did you think was going to win the Iowa Democratic Caucus. . .?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

The Pope

'It's a rare sighting of a red squirrel.'

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

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It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

"Marco... POLO!"

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

Your dream home

"Democrats and Republicans agreeing?! The end times have arrived!"

"So, you want to go see that new movie about the fictional insane clown?"

'It must be bonus-time again.'

"It's for you, Mr. Secretary—from Newt Gingrich."

Congressional vote.

Holding your breath for any length of time is harder than you think!

"I get the feeling she's keeping an eye on us."

Conclave and God.