Catholic Educators Pillows

Vatican Reforms

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Campaign for Plain English

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

The Evolution Of Man.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

Moses as a child.

Bible Bloopers

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Noah's ark, many lions

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

Caption Contest TK

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!