Catharsis Finder Gifts

"Visible elephants give faster catharsis."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

North Pole

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Any questions?"

Candle Portraits.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Catatonic

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"And here are today's categories...."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Sleepy Bunny

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

A woman's work is never done!

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"