Catharsis Finder Prints

"Visible elephants give faster catharsis."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

North Pole

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Any questions?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Candle Portraits.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Catatonic

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Sleepy Bunny

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"And here are today's categories...."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

A woman's work is never done!

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."