Catfish Connoisseur Pillows

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

"Now our cats here. . . dey just dont put up a good fight...dey mean, too!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

The Da Vinci Cod

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diving Cat.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Guess who netted it.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Lap fish..."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."