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"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Opening the door to new customers

'Do you come here often?'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

"Well, there's nothing wrong with his lungs anyway."

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

A footballer is having an eye test.

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."

Brain Check

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

Devil in the first pew of church.

'You only caught one?'

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

"When I ask 'What is the nature of your complaint?' I am referring to your health, rather than the selection of magazines in the waiting room."

"Well, I have some good news and some lab results."

An Ace of Hearts going in for a check-up.

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

'It's just a side effect of the anti-anxiety medication. Try not to worry your pretty little head about it.'

"My wife doesn't understand you."

"We'll need to vent your spleen."

"You're in excellent health...until we can prove otherwise."

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.'

'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?'