Friends Catch-up Call T-Shirts

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Cosy night in

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

Thames Pizza

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

Man's evolution to the Pub.

Xmas

"I heard you had a little problem with the law."

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'We've just been invited to a 'bring a bluebottle' party!'

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

'When you come over, bring your computer. We'll sit around and swap data.'