Friends Catch-up Call Pillows

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Cosy night in

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Thames Pizza

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Xmas

"I heard you had a little problem with the law."

Man's evolution to the Pub.

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'We've just been invited to a 'bring a bluebottle' party!'

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

'When you come over, bring your computer. We'll sit around and swap data.'

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"