Cataholic Gifts

Living with a cataholic.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

A man rakes a tree

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Easter Egg Island

Just one more choccy...

Christmas tree exchange

Valentines Day truck

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'When the market is down, we find the ben bernanke punching bag very cathartic.'

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"It's the dog."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

Paper Production

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."