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'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Giraffe Selfie

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

Word on the street is that he's self-domesticated.

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Who Let the Dawg In?

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'I know what you're thinking.'

Rats cutting loose a dog so it can chase a cat.

'Quick, act like a dog. My friend just busted us.'

One-man band - One-man office

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

"The serotonin is deafening."