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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Snake with headphones.

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Communication

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"I am a control freak."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

In my day, we had to walk five miles uphill in the snow for high speed Internet access.

'This new water cooler streamlines the gossip process - we get all the numbers and none of the fluff. The R.O.I. just sky rocketed!'

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"The autocorrect function is redundant for me. I'm married."

"Don't feel bad. Even I don't understand me."

"Other than fluent Emoji, what other languages do you speak?"

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'