101 uses of a dead cat: weights
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Cat Zoom Meeting
Pirate eye test
You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.
'What's that funny smell?'
'I gave her that ball of yarn...'
Smile??? I'm pregnant.
My horse for a kingdom.
'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'
"Allow Me"
Puppy school vs. kitten school
Cat eyes up cocktail olive.
"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"
You charged me for for two visits? Yes you came back for your umbrella.
"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."
"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."
"It's curiosity and your HMO won't cover it."
Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying
Ginger was born to dance.
"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"
'I'll sit on your lap when I decide, okay?'
"I'd remind you not to fly too close to the sun, but no one's ever accused you of aiming too high, have they?"
"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."
Librarian of Congress
'My luggage has gone to hell!'
"Mind if I thump it? I'm a Bible-thumper."
"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"
"Cute cat videos, again! But I'm right here!"
Used to be the 'Hang in there, baby Friday's coming' poster cat
'Can you come back later? He's just found the sunny spot in his office.'
'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'
"No, it's not an earthquake. All my cats are purring."
'We warned him what would happen if he didn't win Crufts, this year.'
'Yes, I do believe in the finicky gene.'
'Two cavities, not so bad.' 'I only have 3 teeth.'
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