Cat Pampering Enthusiast Pillows

'Neutered, declawed and wearing a big bow. This is no way to go through life, Tom.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

The Upholstery Consultant

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

Dog Jogger

"A kitten for your thoughts."

'Now I really am sick.'

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

"Nice place you got here... and widescreen entertainment!"

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'Mum! - Grandma's catnapping again!'

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

'We're never leaving here are we?'

Why cats don't cook. (sign on wall reads: Federal Law requires all employees to wear hairnets)

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

Cat Dreams

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."