Cat Pampering Enthusiast Mugs

'Neutered, declawed and wearing a big bow. This is no way to go through life, Tom.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Pampered Pets.

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

The Upholstery Consultant

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Dog Jogger

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

'Now I really am sick.'

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

Furniture. I don't care what style. I just want a couch that matches her fur.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Nice place you got here... and widescreen entertainment!"

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'We're never leaving here are we?'

'Mum! - Grandma's catnapping again!'

Why cats don't cook. (sign on wall reads: Federal Law requires all employees to wear hairnets)

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

'I made it from scratch'.

Cat Dreams

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

'You spoil that hamster...'