Cat Lover's Laugh Pillows

"Don't mention hair loss."

Biofelineism

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Hell No Kitty

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

'I hate surprises!'

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

"Let's see, who had the canary?"

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

"He expects us to climbdown first."

Cat Nightmares

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

Cat Emojis

'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

Cards For Cats.

'I think the cat wants out...'

You're right! She's mad because we got her a small rodent for her birthday last year, too.