Cat Health Crusader Pillows

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'What's founder?'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Fighting the Zika Virus

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Cat Lover's Leap.

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'My opponent hates cats.'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Cat says to lazy cat: 'Are you aware that sedentary lifestyle is now the number one killer, ahead of curiosity?'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

Opioid Epidemic

Ebola reaches USA.

Wildcat Strike.

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

Anti-Vaxxers

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

"Not only does the vet want me to brush the dog's teeth, he wants me to floss it too!"