Cat Health Crusader Mugs

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'What's founder?'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Fighting the Zika Virus

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Cat Lover's Leap.

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'My opponent hates cats.'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"You've got to lay off the homework."

Cat says to lazy cat: 'Are you aware that sedentary lifestyle is now the number one killer, ahead of curiosity?'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

Opioid Epidemic

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

Ebola reaches USA.

Wildcat Strike.

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

Anti-Vaxxers

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

How do you keep cats out of your garden? I catch the little sneaks