Cat Conversation List Pillows

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Biofelineism

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Children's Feast.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cat Towels

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Unemotional Support Animal

Litter Tray Training

Cats and gardens.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Cat Reunion

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Cat in Tree.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.